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HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.




ZZ TOP - The physical embodyment of what is, and what will always be COOL


TAGS: zztop music cool bands beard
Rating: 4.68/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:25 pm
It's odd that the only member WITHOUT a beard is named Beard! 5L!
rudeboy308 - June 8, 2011, 12:15 am
I saw them in Biloxi, MS a year or so ago. It was a working vacation, or as Billy Gibbons said, "We ran out of h** sauce in New York and had to come back down here." Ever since Eliminator, I've been a fan.
Cloudchaser - June 7, 2011, 1:20 am
They come runnin'! They yelp and they whine! 'Cuz women go crazy 'bout a fox-y man!
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:55 pm
5 cool L's caveman.
Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:50 pm
A haw, haw, haw, haw! :)


DETHKLOCK - The Metalocalypse has begun!


TAGS: dethklok metalocalypse deth klok clock death metal heavy band bands
Rating: 2.19/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:41 am
Okay! We now have Dethklock booked to perform in the gymnasium of the "Underdeveloped School for the Mentally Untalented"...how about they play right after nap time?
the dude - November 6, 2009, 1:09 am
thats awesome come get these dude to play at my school!


How to find a husband -


TAGS: canadian women husbands traps
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 23, 2013, 5:50 pm
Mrs. spacedog thinks I'm husband material... Unfortunately that just means she wants the house painted.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:48 pm
Of course it is...keeps the beer cold. Thanks for the vote Mr. Jesus.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:47 pm
I'll give ya an even 6 as a thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:46 pm
5 hangovers? So you're the one that keeps escaping! Thanks for the vote Grey...glad to see ya around.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:44 pm
You saying you're husband material space? Hmmm, best go check my trap line. Thanks for the vote.
JesusWept - October 22, 2013, 1:10 pm
Hockey and beer....a divine combination! 5 slap sh**s!
maoworks2 - October 22, 2013, 7:52 am
I Think That's What I Need 5 Cold Canadian L's
Greybeard - October 21, 2013, 11:41 pm
5 hangovers. Awesome poster as usual. :)
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:12 pm
5 Beers! Wait, how do I get out of this thing? I guess I'll just drink Em here then.


Ya Know What They Say -


TAGS: husbands fighting digging deep beat
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - April 4, 2014, 8:17 pm
Must be the ****s during flu season for poor Moo(?). Fortunately none of us have to bare witness to what comes out...he's got a missus to do that now.
Greeny - April 4, 2014, 5:44 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo comes out the same on both sides!
spacedog - April 3, 2014, 6:05 pm
It didn't get either of us. On the little kids side you get funny little stars "****", but on the grown up side... You get ****, piss, f***, ****, ****sucker, m**********r, and t***.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:10 am
Thanks sod...have to give the ex a little credit, the rose bush looks beautiful every year...teehee.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:09 am
Balls! It got me too.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:07 am
Haha..you tried to spell ****. Thanks for the vote and giggle.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 10:23 pm
TOUCHDOWN! 5L
spacedog - April 2, 2014, 5:55 pm
Mary, Mary, quite contrary How does your garden grow? With 5ilver bells and ****le5hells, and bodies under each row.


MANOWAR -


TAGS: bands play manowar kill
Rating: 2.2/5
Fatt Matt - December 11, 2009, 5:28 pm
I don't think I'd be able to stop myself...


20 OTHER BANDS - Name them (original post by Airman)


TAGS: twenty other bands guess names
Rating: 4.5/5

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williamcompton - November 12, 2010, 11:30 am
mmmm id guess 311, RHCP, led zepplin, hives, NIN erm idk the clash
Derek - November 11, 2010, 4:51 pm
Ohhhh REM -for the first one.
crankyhead - November 9, 2010, 5:46 pm
right you are Airman, that makes a lot more sense. =)
Airman - November 9, 2010, 5:25 pm
bottom left is Nirvana..
crankyhead - November 9, 2010, 4:35 pm
bottom left = the ohms
slumstyle - November 9, 2010, 4:28 pm
only one i could guess that no one else got is arcade fire.
Derek - November 9, 2010, 4:22 pm
Coldplay, The Hives, King Crimson, The Pixies, Daft Punk, and Joy Division. Top and bottom left?
forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:24 am
and AC/DC and The Clash
forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:18 am
Very nice, thx! I'll start with Scorpions, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Queen (again?), Red h** Chili Peppers, Nine Inch Nails, Judas Priest...


Time Relativity -


TAGS: men women waiting husbands wives
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 8, 2014, 11:27 am
Yeah! Isn't that the truth. Sometimes, minutes could 'magically' turn into seconds depending on the situation that one has found himself in. Lol... But seriously...
CloudchaserS - January 8, 2014, 5:57 am
Meanwhile, is she says you have 5 minutes, you had better not go past 5 minutes!


He Said. . . She Said -


TAGS: spouses questions widows wives husbands
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:14 pm
Thanks motifayk!
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:13 pm
Thank you crotchety!
motifayk - June 25, 2013, 7:31 am
Is dead a place that the widow knows the whereabouts of? I would like to meet this widow.. 5Ls
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 25, 2013, 4:05 am
OUCH! But funny nonetheless. 5L


Scandinavians -




read my lips -


TAGS: husbands wives unbderstanding unspoken marriage
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:58 pm
Don't forget to take a roll of TP, might be a long stay. Thanks, glad you're enjoying them. Can't see this streak lasting too long though.
MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:57 pm
Silvie! You forget to turn her volume back on after the World Series coverage.
GaryO - November 6, 2013, 6:59 am
Oh, I understood alright…….and that too was wrong.….I’ll be in the woods (Missy, this is s-o-o-o-o-o damm good)
Silverheart - November 6, 2013, 2:21 am

I find it hard to believe there are words the wife is NOT saying... as she is never NOT speaking.
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:25 pm
Completely agree!
lgvernon - November 5, 2013, 10:41 pm

I'm fond of cast iron, myself. Those flimsy plastic handles can be problematic.


The Little Woman -




K.I.S.S. - Keep it Sentimental, Silly




GARAGE BANDS - Playing loudly and screaming obnoxiously Doesn’t mean you’re any good




OLYMPIC POLYANDRY - And China takes another gold!


TAGS: olympics polyandry humor men women husbands
Rating: 2.04/5

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Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 9:49 am
Polyandry! Never thought I'd see such a word used by any of these bloodclots! Nice work! BTW, *******ks, it's the opposite of Polygamy!


THE TOP 10 - To perish approximately 30 years prior to the women were their husbands. God DOES work miracles.




A Helping Hand -


TAGS: husbands wives admitting erred
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:55 pm
Phew, glad you said a woman's deepest thoughts. Mine, they wouldn't be allowed to approve here. Thanks for the vote hun.
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 8:47 am
More insight into a woman's deepest thoughts by Prissy! 5L (what else would be more fitting?)
MissPriss - July 3, 2013, 11:52 pm
Thanks mao!
MissPriss - July 3, 2013, 11:52 pm
Oh Papa, c'mon. I always imagine you wearing the pants in your castle. And the missus wears the pants in your house...bahaha.
MissPriss - July 3, 2013, 11:50 pm
Thanks Greeny. I'm not right often, but when I am look out...teehee.
maoworks2 - July 3, 2013, 12:45 pm
Good One 5L.
PapaFox - July 3, 2013, 7:18 am
OH so true! :-D
Greeny - July 3, 2013, 6:07 am
Hit it with a Nail Gun & 150psi in the compressor Miss P!


Marriage -




THE DIVORCED MAN'S LAMENT - My shack is a very very very nice shack with no kids in the yard and I thought back then that life was hard...


TAGS: divorce husbands problems
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - April 26, 2016, 12:40 am
Well what better way to spend your retirement? A little elbow grease and you can move right in. Glad your missus enjoyed it lol
OldIrish - April 25, 2016, 6:05 pm
I laughed pretty hard with this one. When my wife came to investigate, she said: "Laughing at your future residence, huh?"
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 2:33 am
I'll have to pass along the compliment to the ex BA HA HA!
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 11:18 pm
Nice one, MP. Actually I love the looks of that place. It’s got more soul in its porch than many a McMansion I’ve been in.


Men-A-Pause -




Popular Gimmicks -


TAGS: eyeballs more important than ears for bands these days
Rating: 4.44/5

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RetiredUSNChief - July 6, 2013, 11:34 pm
Heh! Evidently "gimmicks" includes "Guitar Hero". At least the music isn't their own. :):)
EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:32 pm
WAY too true!
Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 2:05 pm
TOASTY!


SWEAT BANDS - i gots them




SOBERITY - BREAKING UP BANDS SINCE 1935.


TAGS: bands recovery soberity program rockers
Rating: 2.72/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:27 pm
4/5. Only missing one cause of spelling...though I might rate it 5 later anyway haha.
GySgt1811a - December 15, 2011, 5:21 pm
Geez, thanks, Monk! I was wracking (not "racking," - different usage) my small brain trying to figure out what "soberity" was. It almost makes sense.
5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 12:51 pm
It would have helped if you could spell. I am not a super spelling Nazi like some, but come on! It is the title, fer chrissakes. It would have been a good poster if you cared. 1L for the days you make it sober.


Bullying -


TAGS: husbands wives chores bullying calendar
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 27, 2015, 3:21 pm
...'cern, I'd say by your posters your wife has already done a very good job lmao
concern3 - March 27, 2015, 5:39 am
Priss, Thank you, your poster has made me realize how grateful i should be to my wife


Husbands -


TAGS: husbands description chores best awards
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:39 pm
Man, I live in Mtxplk's reverso world.
GaryO - November 12, 2014, 4:57 pm
HEY! I lifted my legs
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:18 pm
No trophy for you. Maybe just one of those participant ribbons...maybe!
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:16 pm
Arsehole!
GaryO - November 12, 2014, 8:08 am
She couldn't hear me over the vacuum.
MissPriss - November 11, 2014, 12:49 pm
Ask your wife, she'll certainly explain it to you!
GaryO - November 11, 2014, 8:41 am
there's a point here I bet


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